| Week Seventeen: Friday |
[11 Sep 2008|09:30am] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIT KAT
So I get to smack your ass 20 times? Plus one to grow on right? I mean if I'm spanking you over my lap clearly there will already be something growing er... heh kidding.
So everyone and their brother better be at her party tonight yeah. That means you too FRANKIE. KIDDING. Though if you ladies want to cat fight your troubles out, I'm always a willing ref.
Kim-Kim-Bo-Bim aka Legs. Tonight. I'm claiming you. Nope, this is non-negotiable. I guess you're just going to have to deal.
And that's all I've got. I'm out. I guess I'd better go scrounge up a present for little miss birthday girl since apparently my presence at her party isn't gift enough. Something I beg to differ with.
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| Week Twelve: Sunday |
[29 Jun 2008|01:04am] |
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And.... I'm back. And older. SO I expect birthday wishes from everyone or no soup for you. Though Kat and Kim are exempted since they sent me some seriously kickass presents. I think I owe both of them big time. However I refuse to share Barbara with you Kat no matter how much you ask, she doesn't swing that way and she has ewes only for me. Or is it eyes? I'm not entirely sure.
Oh and I have yet to receive my spankings. Someone, preferably with tits, had better get on this stat. I need one to grow on as well. Don't forget that.
If anyone needs me I'll be out flying, regular vacation places can be the shit but can't exactly get away with random bursts of flight and I'm feeling the urge right about now. Before I'm forced to go to classes tomorrow.
And unlike some people in the house of fire who are all talk... I've got the proof to go with my talk. Tanned. Check. Shirtless. Check. I did do something on my vacation other than look for nude beaches. I hiked a little thank you. And ate.
( Cut for picture )
Kalli. I still own you one of these nights coming up. I haven't forgotten, oh no. So be prepared.
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| Week Nine: Tuesday |
[04 May 2008|09:26pm] |
( Private to Mom )
( Private to Kat )
Finals suck a fat one. That is all. There is also a rank smell coming from Jeremy's side of the room. Something is wrong with that dude. Seriously.
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| Week Eight: Monday |
[20 Apr 2008|10:54pm] |
Okay. Really not ready for this whole big brother to a girl thing. I mean little brothers are easy. Teach them pranks to pull, hope they grow out of the cootie stage then teach them all about the ladies... this whole sister thing though. I'm totally screwed.
Any bastard who thinks of looking at her prepare for a beat down. And yes I know I'm starting early but better start practicing now.
That said, she's freaking cute. For coming from you and all dad. KIDDING. At least she looks more like mom heh. I'll post pictures late and I'll just post them on this and not try and make anything again. We all know how badly that went last time.
( Private to the Parental units )
( Private to Kim )
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| week seven: Wednesday |
[12 Apr 2008|06:35am] |
Okay kids, it's poll time. Seriously scientific shit to be determined here.
What makes one a bigger freak?
A) getting their rocks off to a nice naughty librarian spread done by Miss May
OR
B) getting your freak on to the thought of dead maggoty pussy
Seriously, your input is required.
( private message to Kalli )
( private message to Kim )
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| Week Six: Thursday |
[21 Mar 2008|02:37pm] |
GVBL.UER
GLU
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KSAT
MY FUCKJINBG FGINGFERS ARE NGULED TIGERTHGER
HBELKP
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| Week Five: Tuesday |
[03 Mar 2008|08:29pm] |
( Private to Mom and Dad )
Okay so I'm officially doing make jack and shit as far as plans go for the next two weeks or so. Well other than going to classes because as hard as I try I don't think I can get out of those. Unless any teachers want to be nice and all. OH and sports. I'm voting for a couple of scrimmage games this week in baseball. Anyone else want to second that plan. Or a homerun derby. I could be down for that.
Oh and for the record the couple of times I lost my room keys... it was NOT in the toilet. So I better not get that superlative.
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